Number of page: 416
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous
Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.” You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix
You get answers to the hard questions you’ve never thought of asking:• What’s it like to have sex with a midget
What about two midgets • What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does • At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job • When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man’s experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
- wendy paoa
Typical. Pretty funny
- CARI KINDER
ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST I cannot get enough of Tucker Max I absolutely love every single 1 of his books!
- Dalcus Sparks
Awesome! Tucker is an incredible writer! This book was a great read and anyone who has a sense of humor should take the time to enjoy it as I did.
- Kevin Fisher
Assholes Finish First The book was good until I got to the DC portion and now it locks up and closes, reinstalled app, reinstalled book and now I’m so annoyed I want my $ back!
- susan pilatan
- Jarvis Davis
Great This book was just as funny as the last one was. Loved the whole thing.
- Jane Choe
Hilarious I couldn’t stop laughing.
- Matt Dangerfield
Unexpected shutdown Everytime I open the book a few seconds later it closes down on me. This didn’t happen until page 179. Please fix this problem for me.
Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers
Tucker Max s books I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Assholes Finish First and Hilarity Ensues are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best craziest stories They ve sold millions of copies to fans all over the world Their success has meant his success As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time culled out what you might call the best of the rest and arranged it here in Sloppy Seconds like a book version of Deleted Scenes Unlike most deleted scenes however these don t suck So enjoy
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
My name is Tucker Max and I am an asshole I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times disregard social norms indulge every whim ignore the consequences of my actions mock idiots and posers sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable and just generally act like a raging dickhead But I do contribute to humanity in one very important way I share my adventures with the world from the IntroductionActual reader feedback I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk or think anyone cares about an idiot like you Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer Thank you thank you thank you for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry for teaching me what it means to be a man for just existing so I know that there is another option I too can say screw the system and be myself and have fun My life truly began when I finished reading your stories Now when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take I just ask myself What Would Tucker Do and I do it and I am a better man for it I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you You are a disgusting vile repulsive repugnant foul creature Because of you I don t believe in God anymore No just God would allow someone like you to exist I ll stay with God as my lord but you are my savior I just finished reading your brilliant stories and I laughed so hard I almost vomited I want to bring that kind of joy to people You re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot I m in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing If you slept with my girlfriend it d make me love her more
Mate: Become the Man Women Want
The 1 bestselling pioneer of fratire and a leading evolutionary psychologist team up to create the dating book for guys Whether they conducted their research in life or in the lab experts Tucker Max and Dr Geoffrey Miller have spent the last 20 years learning what women really want from their men why they want it and how men can deliver those qualities The short answer become the best version of yourself possible then show it off It sounds simple but it s not If it were Tinder would just be the stuff you use to start a fire Becoming your best self requires honesty self awareness hard work and a little help Through their website and podcasts Max and Miller have already helped over one million guys take their first steps toward Ms Right They have collected all of their findings in Mate an evidence driven seriously funny playbook that will teach you to become a more sexually attractive and romantically successful man the right way No seduction techniques No moralizing No bullshitJust honest straightforward talk about the most ethical effective way to pursue the win win relationships you want with the women who are best for you Much of what they ve discovered will surprise you some of it will not but all of it is important and often misunderstood So listen up and stop being stupid
The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess Another installment in Tucker Max s series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website My name is Tucker Max and I am an asshole and developed into two infamously genre defining books I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First ends here But as you should expect from Tucker by now he is going out with a bang literally and figuratively In this book you ll learn How to live and work in Cancun while still enrolled in Law School Why Halloween is really awesome How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a vanAs we ve come to learn from Tucker assholes do finish first but everything comes with a price