Number of page: 176
Publisher: Harper Collins
“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.
- Emil Mariani
Just f###ing unbelievable! Read it! The dad sounds like my father and like me. As I read, I imagined the coach from Major League speaking the the father’s words. It was funnier. A quick read.
- David Zoffer
- Maria Vieira
Great book At times, this book had me bursting into laughter. I’d constantly be looking up to find people giving me crazy looks.
- Leo Roybal
Gut buster for sure! This book and a cup of coffee is a wonderful morning pick me up.
- Ava Baker
I could not stop laughing out loud! I felt I was reading my thoughts out loud in a book. This was the best comedy I’ve read – ever. I read a lot out loud to my friends on a road trip to their lake house and they all laughed too! Great family stories! I will read Justin ‘ s other books as well.
- Willie Harris
I Fuckin Love This Book !!!!!
- Nina Gonzales
- Allen Fields
Sh*t My Dad Says My granddaughter thought my outbursts of laughter were comical while reading this book. Crude and comical, but profound all the same.
- Victoria Cereceres
Hilarious! ! I had been wanting to rea.d this book since it came out! Finally did and I love it! I will most definitely be buying the hardcopy! !
I Suck at Girls (Enhanced Edition)
In I Suck at Girls the enhanced e book edition Justin s famously opinionated father goes on camera for the first time offering life advice on topics from marriage to profanity and debating the appeal of pornography in seven exclusive videos Justin s father also tells his version of raising Justin with an essay written in prose as hilarious and poignant as his son s In addition the enhanced e book features nine exclusive photos from Justin s childhood Human beings fear the unknown So whatever s freaking you out grab it by the balls and say hello Then it ain t the unknown anymore and it ain t scary Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier Fans of the 1 bestseller Sh t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern s dad as it crackles through the pages of this hysterical new book The story begins when Justin takes his dad out to lunch to announce that he s decided to propose to his girlfriend You ve been dating her for four years his dad replies It ain t like you found a parallel fucking universe But eventually he gives Justin some advice that he should take a day off and think back over everything he s learned in life about women relationships and himself before making his decision And that s just what Justin does revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters I Suck at Girls is full of his dad s patented brand of wisdom But it s also full of new characters just as funny as his dad from his brother who provides insights into wedding night rituals You stand in one corner of the room and she stands in the other You each take off one piece of clothing at a time to his first boss who warns Justin to man up That s what a man does He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes The result is a pilgrim s progress through the landscape of sex and love by one of the funniest writers at work today Please note that due to the large file size of these special features this enhanced e book may take longer to download then a standard e book
I Suck at Girls
From the 1 New York Times bestseller author of Sh t My Dad Says Justin Halpern comes a laugh out loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between With Sh t My Dad Says Halpern brought his brand of talented comedic writing to the world Now with this equally poignant hilarious and provocative memoir he establishes himself as one of popular writing s great humorists among the likes of David Sedaris Sarah Vowell and David Rakoff Fans of biting honor infused memoirs such as Me Talk Pretty One Day and Assassination Vacation will find Halpern s I Suck at Girls an unforgettable journey into the best and worst moments of one man s adventures in romance
Meu pai fala cada uma: Um retrato hilário e verdadeiro da relação pai e filho
A pior coisa que você pode ser é mentiroso Tá tudo bem a pior coisa que você pode ser é nazista mas a segunda pior é mentiroso Nazista um mentiroso dois Aquela mulher era sexy Muita areia para o seu caminhãozinho Filho deixe que as mulheres descubram por que não querem transar com você Não faça isso por elas Aos 28 anos depois de ser dispensado pela namorada Justin Halpern volta a morar com o pai Sam Halpern de 73 anos Na infncia Justin morria de medo dele tão mal humorado direto e desbocado que beirava a grossura Agora já adulto ele passa a admirar a mistura de franqueza e insanidade que caracteriza os comentários e a personalidade do pai que considera sábio como Sócrates e até mesmo profético Disposto a registrar a sabedoria contida nas tiradas de Sam Justin cria uma página no Twitter para reunir suas frases malucas e observações ridículas Em pouco tempo os devaneios filosóficos do médico aposentado conquistam mais de um milhão de seguidores O fenômeno da internet dá origem a um dos livros mais engraçados dos últimos tempos Tomando como base as pérolas do pai o filho recria com brilhantismo as memórias da infncia e da juventude Extremamente divertido e inspirador Meu pai fala cada m rda traça um retrato profundo da relação pai e filho e aborda os grandes temas da vida medo amigos estudo namoro esporte família Uma lição de integridade amizade e amor Sem papas na língua
Sou um desastre com as mulheres: Um retrato hilário das desventuras amorosas da juventude
Depois de tomar um fora da namorada voltar para a casa dos pais e se tornar um fenômeno da internet ao registrar as pérolas do pai no Twitter e no livro Meu pai fala cada uma Justin Halpern está de volta Desta vez após conseguir recuperar a namorada ele está determinado a pedi la em casamento Resolve então consultar seu pai que o aconselha a analisar seus relacionamentos anteriores em busca do que realmente o faz feliz Ao relembrar suas desventuras amorosas Justin também revisita os amigos de infncia seu primeiro emprego o fiasco no baile de formatura além das divertidas tiradas do pai é claro Sou um desastre com as mulheres atesta o amadurecimento de Justin Halpern como contador de histórias e nos leva a refletir com bom humor sobre os grandes temas da vida