Number of page: 320
Category: Biography & Autobiography
From actor and comedian Joel McHale comes the most important celebrity-penned book of this, or any, generation. Part shocking tell-all memoir, part aspirational how-to guide, and mostly all book, this one-of-a-kind tome is required reading for anyone who enjoys Hollywood gossip, get-rich-gradually tips, and copious illustrations and charts. “…Thanks for the Money is a clever, much-needed antidote to the age of celebrity book deals. If the tide can’t be stopped, at least it can be mocked.”—EW.com Joel McHale pulls back the curtain on his personal journey to stardom! Here, for the first time, Joel reveals all that has molded him into the acclaimed comic actor he is today: a love of performance, a series of boyhood head injuries, and most importantly, a passion for financial compensation and free shoes.It’s all here: Joel’s career trials and tribulations, his criminal trials and tribulations, and an honest, unflinching list of all the people he’s been paid money to make out with, on camera. But the book does not stop there! Because if you want wealth, fame, and cost-free footwear, Joel will share every vital tip he has learned: an insanely low-carb diet plan, how to escape from a certain pseudo-religious celebrity cult, and more!How can you unlock the power of the Joel McHale who lurks inside
What happened when Joel fought his Community co-star Chevy Chase
And hey, while we’re at it, what’s up with Joel’s hair—really
All will be revealed, within the pages of Thanks for the Money. Buy now, and receive—as a special bonus—an email receipt that details your purchase!From the Hardcover edition.
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LibraryThing Review Nope, no, thanks! 6:46 pm 16 October 2016 Thanks for the Money: How to Use My Life Story to Become the Best Joel McHale You Can Be – Joel McHale Let me preface my actual review with a couple points
Look at My Striped Shirt!: Confessions of the People You Love to Hate
Target Observe Ridicule You run into them every day the striped shirt guy the karaoke master the dude with a pencil thin beard the guy who won t shut up about his fantasy football team characters who annoy irritate and incense us all Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree com by Mike Polk this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth It s the best of ThePhatPhree com plus more than fifty all new hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site Everyone s Least Favorite The Striped Shirt Guy I will valet tonight I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him I will tell him Take it easy on the brakes champ When I do not hook up with a girl at the club I will say that the place is full of skanks and wait in line at another bar only to strike out again Your Cool High School Teacher Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers don t eating drinking swearing dancing smoking fighting cell phones Texas hold em iPods andsex Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee Anyone else here down with the Dolls No Meeither I m just wearing it as a goof The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music Personally I haven t listened to the radio in fifteen years If you have ever heard a bandon the radio then I can assure you I am not a fan I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago
Scatalog: The #2 Bestseller!
Tasteful middlebrow reproductions from the National Museum o FartAllegedly handcrafted items of a whimsical organic suburban bohemian high colonic holistic nature from New Age catalog EffluviaTasteless novelties and highly impractical practical jokes from the Ushita catalogUpmarket gadgets and nifty battery operated devices from The Crapper Image
Dave Barry’s Greatest Hits
WHEN DAVE BARRY IS ON THE LOOSE NO ONE IS SAFE What Dave Barry did for the men s movement in his Complete Guide to Guys and for foreign relations when he did Japan he now does for everything in America The rapacious observer of Tupperware ladies and leisure concept salesmen sounds off on Football Football is more than just a game It is a potential opportunity to see a live person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg while the fans to show their appreciation perform the wave Sailing There s nothing quite like getting out on the open sea where you can forget about the hassles and worries of life on land and concentrate on the hassles and worries of life on the sea such as death by squid Gambling Off Track Betting parlors are the kinds of places where you never see signs that say Thank You for Not Smoking The best you can hope for is Thank You for Not Spitting Pieces of Your Cigar on My Neck The good news he s funny as ever The bad news the book is only 304 pages Los Angeles Daily NewsFrom the Paperback edition
Dave Barry Does Japan
One of the funniest peole ever to tap tap on a PC PHILADELPHIA INQUIRERNot since George Bush s memorable dinner with the Japanese prime minister has the Land of the Rising Sun seen the likes of a goodwill ambassador like Dave Barry Join him as he belts out oldies in a karaoke bar marries a geriatric geisha girl takes his first bath in public bows to just about everyone and explores culture shock in all its numerous humorous forms including Failing to Learn Japanese in Only Five Minutes Or Very Much Good Morning Sir Humor in Japan Take My Tofu Please Sports in Japan Yo Batter Loudly Make it Fly and more